Nov 302010
 

Games are full of emotions, laughters, reasons, cries and much more. Lets look back on the moments that made us (and the players) cry, laugh and look away with embarrassment.

10 When Defeat Becomes Victory: Barring a cricket score by Ivory Coast against North Korea on Friday, it looks as if Ghana will be the only African nation, of the six that took part in the World Cup, to make it to the second round. And its passage was confirmed despite losing its final group game to Germany (Ghana still finished second). But the real moment of joy came a week earlier, when striker Asamoah Gyan’s penalty kick five minutes from time resulted in the first-ever African team to triumph on African soil in a World Cup. You can tell from their outpouring of joy that the players realized what a special moment it was. The only question now is whether the U.S. can avenge its 2006 defeat at the hands of the Ghanaians in their knockout clash on Saturday.

9 The Ball Is Round: If the controversy over those vuvuzelas wasn’t bad enough, we had to put up with players and coaches moaning about this year’s World Cup ball. Called the Jabulani (which ironically means “to rejoice”), it has upset many in the game, who have suggested it’s making life unfair for goalkeepers (such as this Rob Green gaffe for England vs. the U.S.) because of the way the ball moves in the air. But the carping seemed to cease when Brazil made the Jabulani bend to its will, scoring goals of beauty against North Korea and Ivory Coast. And the other team in that group, Portugal, managed a not unhealthy seven against the Koreans. As former player Alan Hansen said on the BBC, “The ball is the ball. It always has been.”

8 Danish Delight: For all the amusing and heartbreaking moments that come during a World Cup, sometimes you just want to focus on the goals. And one that hasn’t received the attention it deserves was scored by Denmark en route to defeating Cameroon 2-1. After falling behind early on, the Danes equalized, thanks to Nicklas Bendtner. His finish, from Dennis Rommedahl’s low cross, was merely perfunctory. But the sensational 60-yard (yes, 60-yard) ball from defender Simon Kjaer lit up the proceedings. You likely will not see a better pass in the entire tournament.

7 Giving England the Bird: There are many lows involved in supporting England. The constant expectations nearly always dashed. A star player getting red-carded. Or seeing what David Beckham is wearing now. But on the evening of England’s dismal 0-0 draw against Algeria, two moments stood out. Firstly, a bird nestled on top of the goal England was shooting toward, safe in the knowledge that it would not be disturbed by anything as shocking as an English attack. And as unbelievable as it sounds, in the second half, the bird went to the other goal, which England was now attacking!

After the match, an England fan, Pavlos Joseph, unwittingly ended up near the England dressing room (he claims he was looking for the bathroom) and allegedly gave Beckham (who is in South Africa as part of England’s technical staff) a piece of his mind over England’s dispiriting display, supposedly calling it a “disgrace.”

6 The Crying Game: He’s known as the “People’s” Wayne Rooney, but surely North Korean striker Jong Tae Se went one further than his English counterpart ever would when he couldn’t stop crying during the playing of North Korea’s national anthem. It was a rare show of emotion from a citizen of a country not known for wearing its heart on its sleeve. It was simply too much for the 26-year-old, as he and his teammates were the first North Koreans making a Cup appearance since the boys of 1966, who memorably got as far as the quarterfinals. No such luck this time around, but their tenacious performance against the mighty Brazil — the game was goalless at the break and North Korea managed to score in the eventual 2-1 defeat — might have made Jong not the only North Korean to shed tears of pride.

5 U.S.A.! U.S.A.!: The U.S., much like England, never seems to make life easy for itself. So it was surely meant to be that the two would find themselves paired together in Group C. All too often, the U.S. falls behind early and has to chase the game, which is exactly what happened in 2006 and in its opening two group games this time around, which the U.S. came back to tie. And despite not allowing Algeria to take the lead in the final group game, that decisive goal just didn’t look as if it would arrive, with one goal disallowed and numerous chances missed. But as the game entered the dreaded injury time, Landon Donovan justified his being called the greatest American player of all time by slotting in the winner — which meant the U.S. not only progressed from the group but topped it for the first time since 1930.

4 Vu-Vu Voom!: No matter your thoughts on those vuvuzelas, you must have a heart of stone if you didn’t like hearing them when the host nation, South Africa, scored its goals. Its first strike was the opening effort of the World Cup and a beauty of a goal. The wonderfully named Siphiwe Tshabalala fired in a left-foot rocket against Mexico, but Bafana Bafana couldn’t hold on, tying the match 1-1. Its one win came against the hapless French, and despite South Africa’s being the first ever hosts to not make it through the group stage, there could surely be no more profound remark than that made by supporter Walter Ramagwalivha, who said about those you-know-whats, “We’ll blow now with pain in our hearts.”

3 There Will Be Shocks: The first round always offers surprises — those with long memories might recall the U.S. defeating England in 1950 in the “Miracle on Grass” — and 2010 was no different. Switzerland, which couldn’t even manage a goal four years ago in Germany, knocked off Euro 2008 champion (and many people’s favorite) Spain 1-0. And New Zealand — which, unlike the Swiss, has no soccer pedigree whatsoever — rather comfortably held reigning World Cup champion Italy 1-1. But that was only the beginning of Italy’s woes, as it failed to qualify from the group stage after losing to Slovakia 3-2. Coupled with France’s early exit, it meant that for the first time ever, neither of the previous tournament’s finalists got into the last 16 at the subsequent World Cup. For any Italians of advancing age, it was surely as bad as Italy’s 1966 defeat at the hands of North Korea, which also resulted in its failing to get out of the group. When the team returned home that year, the Azzurri were pelted with tomatoes.

2 Diego Armando Maradona: There’s no denying that the Argentine manager is having a good World Cup. His charges have swept all before them, taking a 100% record into the second round, and probably look the likeliest (after rival Brazil) to lift the trophy for what would be a third time. But as entertaining as Argentina is on the pitch, it’s nothing compared to the value you get from its main man off it. When asked by the media about his unique kiss-and-hug management style, Diego Maradona responded by saying — fret not! — he still prefers women, specifically his girlfriend “Veronica, who is blond and 31.” He hasn’t been shy with footballing opinions either, dismissing the only other player who might be better than him, Brazilian legend Pelé, with a suggestion to “go back to the museum.” And UEFA president — and former French great — Michel Platini was described as a “know-all” (though Maradona apologized for that one.) No matter what happens from here on in, someone should commission a Maradona reality show immediately.

1 France Farce: French football wasn’t exactly in the rudest of health heading into the World Cup. A fortuitous handball in the playoffs from out-of-sorts striker Thierry Henry handed them a place in the finals at Ireland’s expense. But with pretournament form patchy at best and the squad not jiving with coach Raymond Domenech, the portents weren’t good. And so it proved.

A drab opening-day draw against eventual group winner Uruguay was followed by a comprehensive 2-0 defeat to Mexico, which also progressed from the group. Then things really livened up. Striker Nicolas Anelka allegedly insulted the coach at halftime, which led to his being sent home. The players decided to protest by refusing to train. And while they turned up for their final match, against host team South Africa, another defeat (2-1) meant the waiting bus — to take the team straight to the airport — wasn’t wasted. Back home (though they had to sit in coach. The shame!), the underperforming squad woke up the morning after to learn that President Nicolas Sarkozy was convening a high-level meeting to figure out what went wrong.

Nov 302010
 

UPDATE: Apparently, following the boob job, Pastasauce was seen at Hachette Filipacchi publishing headquarters as part of a possible fashion blogging gig she and ELLE.es have in the works. So what’s the big deal?

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Well, HF not only owns Elle Espana, but Diez Minutos, too – which, if you’re keeping tabs on this developing story, was the only magazine to publish photos of Sara leaving her breast augmentation surgery.

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Do we think Sara sold out for an exclusive story set up? If the new cup size fits…

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Nov 302010
 

There are two kinds of people in the world: those who can pose for a photograph, and those who cannot.

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For the good folks who suffer from photo panic attacks and can’t “smize” to save their lives, let’s take a few lessons from Mr. Victor Valdes. Boy knows pose.

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Actually, before we carry on, shall we all give a round of applause and a crate of freshly-baked chocolate croissants to the editors at DT Lux magazine? If you recall, they’re responsible for this. Mag knows man-meat.

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Nov 292010
 

The referee shows a red card to Real Madrid’s defender Sergio Ramos (2ndL) during the Spanish league ‘clasico’ football match FC Barcelona vs Real Madrid on November 29, 2010 at Camp Nou stadium in Barcelona. Barcelona won 5-0.

BARCELONA, SPAIN – NOVEMBER 29: Cristiano Ronaldo of Real Madrid (L) looks on as Eric Abidal (2ndR) of Barcelona gestures after Barcelona scored five goals againts Real Madrid, during the La Liga match between Barcelona and Real Madrid at the Camp Nou Stadium on November 29, 2010 in Barcelona, Spain.

Barcelona’s Lionel Messi from Argentina celebrates his team fifth goal during his La Liga soccer match against Real Madrid at the Camp Nou stadium, in Barcelona, Monday, Nov. 29, 2010.

Nov 232010
 

Julia Mancuso (born March 9, 1984) is an alpine ski racer with the U.S. Ski Team. She was the gold medalist in the giant slalom at the 2006 Winter Olympics and the silver medalist in both downhill and combined at the 2010 Winter Olympics. She has also won three medals (a silver and two bronzes) at the World Ski Championships, although she has only won four races in regular World Cup competition. Her three Olympic medals are the most ever for a female American alpine skier.

Mancuso made her World Cup debut at Copper Mountain, Colorado, on November 20, 1999, at the age of 15. She scored her first World Cup points (top-30 finish in a race) during the 2001 season. While she often struggled in World Cup races over the next few seasons, she enjoyed exceptional success at the Junior World Championships, winning a record eight medals, including five golds in 2002, 2003, and 2004.

Her World Cup results improved dramatically during the 2005 season, as she climbed to ninth place overall from 55th place in 2004. At the 2005 World Championships, she won bronze medals in both the super G and the giant slalom competitions. Her unexpected gold medal at the 2006 Turin Winter Olympics, coming when she had never finished higher than second in a World Cup race, launched her to stardom.

She won the race despite ongoing pain in her right knee, which was finally traced to hip dysplasia. She would finish the 2006 season in eighth place, including podium (top three) finishes in three races, although she could sometimes barely walk by season’s end.

At the start of the off-season, Mancuso endured arthroscopic surgery on her right hip to remove an inch-long bone spur on the ball of the joint. After several months off skis, she resumed training with the U.S. team in August, at their summer ski camp in South America. By the start of the 2007 season, she was almost fully recovered.

Although she started off slowly, with a number of disappointing results in the first few weeks as she worked back into race shape, the 2007 season would turn out to be Mancuso’s breakout year on the World Cup circuit. She won her first World Cup race on December 19, 2006, a downhill in Val-d’Isère, France, and then took second in another downhill the next day. She went on to win three more races during the season; a Super G, a super combined, and another downhill. At the 2007 World Championships in Åre, Sweden, she won a silver medal in the super combined. After finishing on the podium in three consecutive races (2nd, 1st, 3rd) in Tarvisio, Italy, on March 2–4, 2007, she was tied for the overall World Cup lead. She eventually finished the season in third place overall, the best finish by an American woman since Tamara McKinney in 1984, until Lindsey Vonn won the World Cup title in 2008. She was also in second place in the discipline standings in both downhill and combined.

However, she had not won another World Cup race since the 2007 season and had not even achieved a top-three finish in World Cup events in two years due to back problems, so her silver medal in the women’s downhill at the 2010 Vancouver Olympics was another surprise. The very next day, she won another silver in the Women’s Super Combined, an event that incorporates both a downhill and a slalom run. However, while Mancuso was trying to defend her title in giant slalom, Lindsey Vonn crashed after Mancuso, the next skier, had started, forcing Mancuso’s run to be stopped just before she reached Vonn’s crash. Forced to re-start from the back of the pack, Mancuso only managed an 18th-place first run, and her strong second run only brought her up to eighth overall.

Nov 232010
 

Serena Jameka Williams (born September 26, 1981) is an American professional tennis player who is a former World No. 1 and currently ranked World No. 4 in singles and No. 5 in doubles with sister Venus Williams. The Women’s Tennis Association has ranked her World No. 1 in singles on five separate occasions. She is considered to be one of the greatest women’s tennis players of all-time in a career hampered by numerous injuries. She regained this ranking for the fifth time on November 2, 2009. She became the World No. 1 for the first time on July 8, 2002.

Williams is the reigning champion in both singles and women’s doubles at the Australian Open, in singles at Wimbledon, and in women’s doubles at the French Open. Her 27 Grand Slam titles places her ninth on the all-time list: 13 in singles, 12 in women’s doubles, and 2 in mixed doubles. She is the most recent player, male or female, to have held all four Grand Slam singles titles simultaneously and only the fifth woman in history to do so. Her 13 Grand Slam singles titles is sixth on the all-time list. Williams ranks fourth in Grand Slam women’s singles titles won during the open era, behind Steffi Graf (22 titles) and Chris Evert and Martina Navratilova (18 titles each). She has won more Grand Slam titles in singles, women’s doubles, and mixed doubles than any other active female player.

Williams has won two Olympic gold medals in women’s doubles. She has won more career prize money than any other female athlete in history. Serena has played younger sister Venus in 23 professional matches since 1998, with Serena winning 13 of these matches. They have met in eight Grand Slam finals, with Serena winning six times. Beginning with the 2002 French Open, they played each other in four consecutive Grand Slam singles finals, which was the first time in the open era that the same two players had contested four consecutive Grand Slam finals. The pair have won 12 Grand Slam doubles titles together.

Nov 232010
 

Malia Jones (born March 27, 1977) is a model and surfer.

Jones was born in Loma Linda, California, although she returned to Kailua, Hawaii, at the age of two. Jones is of Hawaiian, Spanish-Filipino, German and English descent . She began to surf competitively in her early teens, and at age 15 won the girls division of the United States Amateur Surfing Championship. While competing, Surfing Magazine spotted her and asked her to model for their swimsuit issue, and thus a second career was born.

Since then, she has appeared on the cover of over a dozen magazines, and has been named one of the “50 Most Beautiful People” by People magazine, and one of America’s “10 Sexiest Athletes” by Esquire. She has also been a Sports Illustrated swimsuit model. Jones has done TV commercials for American Express, Capri Sun, Coca-Cola, Corona Beer, and VO5 shampoo. Jones was also a consultant for the Disney movie Lilo & Stitch. She also designs a line of swimwear for Mambo Graphics sportswear.